Monday, May 27, 2013

Untitled

The scribblings of Kerouac
       the wailings to Ginsberg
the ramblings of Synder
       the sly bastard, NC
the nymphs, LuceAnne and Carolyn
       the beats were weird
I don't understand,
       I don't pretend to be
But I know this
I want to write, I want to break free
I want to cry, I want to howl
I want to offend, I want to spit
I want to run, I want to strip
I want to climb, I want to jump


Thursday, March 7, 2013

Are Free Credit Reports A Fantasy? - Pennies for a dollar


At some point or another, each one of us has encountered an ad claiming: "Free credit report". 99% of time, there is nothing free at the other side of link. The FTC actually requires the big 3 credit agencies to provide a free credit report each year. But they have all managed to bury it so deep in their websites that its literally a treasure hunt to find the right website. If after having done all of that, you manage to get hold of your credit report, you would be then disappointed to know that your credit score is no where to be seen. Welcome to the world of subterfuge involving dishonest practices by companies and websites where they are all out to rip you off of your money to get something that they owe it you for free.


Lets start with a fun exercise. Someone told you, "Hey, you don't have to pay for your credit report. You can get it for free. The FTC mandates it". You go ahead excitedly and search for 'Free credit report'. Here's a screenshot of what you would see. Now tell me amongst all the results (sponsored & otherwise) which ones are actually free. Hint: There is only one

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Monday, January 7, 2013

Unchained Django, Bloodied Tango


About two thirds in to the movie, Leanardo Di Caprio's character in the movie, Calvin Candie, an sadistic plantation owner, wonders aloud:

I've been surrounded my entire life by black faces. I only have one question: Why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?”

At which Christopher Waltz, playing Dr. King Schultz, chuckles, “Who knows what could happen!”


Django Unchained is essentially a full-blown story of that one single thought, a twisted fantasy where Tarantino imagines Black people seeking retribution and this is a bloody one at that. Not unlike Inglourious Basterds, where Tarantino decided to revisit history to wonder how it would have been if the numerous attempts on Hitler's life had succeeded. It is a sort of guilty pleasure, and in these revisionist versions Tarantino in his own way has tried to right the wrongs of the past. This time around he goes after the most shameful era of American history: the pre civil war time, when Black Americans were bought and sold as slaves and treated worse than animals. And nowhere was it more rampant than the deep South, which is where this movie is based.

Briefly, Chritopher Waltz is a bounty hunter who frees Jamie Foxx from his slave owners and enlists his help to find 3 criminals on the run. In return, he promises to help Foxx find his wife, who was sold to another plantation owned by Leonardo Di Caprio. How the 2 bandied brothers-in-arms set out to find Jamie Foxx's wife, played by Kerry Washington, forms the the rest of the story. 

As always with all Tarantino's films the characters are a bunch of weird and quirky people, who speak memorable lines all the time. Tarantino's greatest strength in my opinion is his screenplay writing skill and in particular his dialogues. He loves crafting scenes, where characters talk about seemingly mundane things with a deep undercurrent of tension running along. Remember Samuel L Jackson's (who also an small but interesting part in this film) famous scene from Pulp Fiction where has a very innocuous conversation about burgers and coke with a terrified guy before violence erupts




And of course, Christopher Waltz's famous opening interrogation scene in Inglourious Basterds, where he shuffles between 3 languages while very politely and disarmingly turns a French peasant into a squeaky coward, who is forced to reveal the hideouts of his Jewish neighbors, is another classic example of this style. Django has, at least, a couple of similar scenes. 

Tarantino's inspirations clearly come from the classic spaghetti westerns tropes: the weary travelers, bounty hunters, the outsiders on a mission, revenge. In this case, his twist being the setting, which concerns the practice of slavery and its evil manifestations. But with that territory comes the necessary violence, although some may disagree whether the gore is justified. Tarantino himself is no stranger to visceral action and the spilling of bodily fluids and parts that are seeped in crimson. But it may not be for everyone, especially those with weak stomachs. 

Django in many ways is a typical Tarantino film and yet is probably one of his most straightforward ones. The movie is fairly linear and the storyline doesn't have that many surprises, but it stays entertaining throughout. This one is a special holiday gift for his devout fans.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Shakthi


I dream of a silent moment, peace amidst the chaos,
Amidst the muddied waters, clamoring crowds.
My moment of glory, failure, and infinite solitude
As I lay awake next to you, my fear melts away
I'm content, I see happy, I'm but thankful to thee
Unbridled love, unrepentant passion, brimming with anger
I'm proud, I'm amazed, I secretly admire thee
My woman is Shakthi, my woman is thi*

p.s. *thi is fire in tamil

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Rape and sexual repression in India

The entire nation has been rocked by the horrific gang rape and mutilation of a girl in Delhi, who boarded a bus after watching a late show of a movie with a male friend. The incident in all its gory has been detailed across the media and I'll spare you that. There has been an outrage, justifiably so, against the disgusting event and you see a case of people wanting to seethe against something. The anger is all over the place not unlike someone grasping for any support when trapped in a room without light. You want to reason, you want a narrative with a villain who can be caught and punished. Only in this case the perpetuators have been nabbed and the police were very efficient is getting hold of them within 48 hours of the incident. The administration has promised to move the case through fast track courts and it has been suggested that they might argue it as an 'Attempt to murder' charge and plead for the highest penalty.


But somehow, it still doesn't feel satisfying. Maybe, if the rapists had been on a run for a while and then been caught, it would have given the media and everyone sense of closure and people would have moved on with their lives. In this case, there is no running away from the ugly truth: it is a systemic problem and there don't seem to be any easy solutions. We have to live with it and let it bristle inside of us. We have to brood over it and introspect. Blaming the police, the state, the chief minister, demanding death penalty for rapists are all justified but misguided expressions of anger. We want instant gratification, we want instant justice. Retribution is an easier narrative and more fulfilling than introspection.

Lets step back for a second and see how we can fix this. There are 2 paths and their associated solutions. They are both complementary and necessary; we need embark on both simultaneously.

First of all, from a law and order perspective, we need to explore the different ways to empower women and the police to prevent such crimes. There are lot of lessons to be learnt from other countries. There was a great article on firstpost.com on this topic, which I'll summarize here. Most rapes have a typical script: the target is likely alone or vulnerable in other ways, they tend to happen around late evenings or early nights, the locations are deserted areas where lighting is often poor. Once the most common scripts are identified, then the police can breakdown the steps and insert themselves at any of the points to prevent the crimes from happening. Police rounds during the nights could be more focussed on the risky neighborhoods. Routes from and around movie theaters are potential targets and could be monitored carefully. There are a lot of steps a woman can take to protect herself or at least mitigate risks such as these. It pains me to even write something like this: asking someone to learn self defense skills or be always vigilant in a free country. Its shameful that we have to ask our women to be cautious and not feel free and safe. But I'm trying to be practical here and look objectively at what we can do in the short term. No one should have to carry weapons, but I plead everyone to always have a basic knife, pepper spray and learn a kick move to the groins which could be inflicted on a hostile stranger.

Secondly, there has to be systematic overhaul of how rape cases are handled. The police's apathy is shocking, they need to be given sensitivity trainings and counseled right from the day of induction. Rape is a heinous crime and the they must treat it as such without prejudice. All rape cases should be automatically transferred to a specialized department which only focus on crimes against women. The officers in that department would be handpicked based on their sensibilities, stature and past performance. Needless to say it should be dominated, if not entirely composed of, by women. And fast track courts or separate courts can be established to handle such case in their entirety. Even judges for these courts should ideally be women or be handpicked to ensure that they are sensitive to the issues. The last thing we need is another judge who advocates marrying of the victim to the rapist.

Now all these solutions will help solve the current menace to an extent. But the underlying causes for these crimes against women are sociological in nature. Indian men have been sexually repressed under the bogus pretext of cultural conservatism. A nation of a billion people did not appear magically. Sexual education needs to be imbibed right from schools. Lets talk about sex from a young age, understand it without the myths and misinformation, learn how to practice it in safe manner. Lets get rid of single-sex schools, boys and girls should grow up together and learn to respect each other. If boys grow up with girls and spend time with them and be friends, then they will learn to respect women and not treat them as conquests to satisfy their libidos. The commodification of women's bodies in ads and movies, double entendres and innuendoes in films, sexist or blatantly misogynist stories under the pretext of commercial cinema needs to cracked upon. It is NOT OK to make a lewd joke about a female colleague and tease someone at the bus stop.

It is a slow process, but we have to singe ourselves to ensure that the next generation learns to respect its women and lets them live their lives in any which way they choose to.


Update (12/25/2012): I wrote this post about a week earlier and for various reason didn't post it then. Since then, there have been widespread protests in the capital and other parts of the country. And they seem to be similar to the outbursts that I had talked about in the first couple of paragraphs. The Delhi Govt, Central Govt and the Delhi police have of course done a spectacular job of alienating and hurting protestors who were merely trying to voice their vulnerabilities. Instead of displaying any signs of contrition or understanding, they have been trying to treat this as a law & order situation, which misses the point completely. I cannot for the life of me, try to fathom the insanity that is taking place and my only fear is that these police atrocities will end up camouflaging the larger issues at hand.