Random Conversation

Me: (calling a long lost friend) Hey happy new year!
Other side: (Weird accent) Happy new year!
Me: Kaisa hai saale ?
Other side: (Still weird) Do I know you sir?
Me: bahut ho gaya nautanki
Other side: I don't understand your language
Me: Alright , ass****, stop f***ing around. You never called as well.
Other side: ----(profanities ensue)----
Me: (apologizing profusely) ---hang up---